...you'll start seeing bumper stickers like this. They're as prone to petty parental competitiveness as the rest of us. And they're crazy about their pets.
Buy an actual waterproof bumper sticker from ZAZZLE:
Here's a vertical badge for your blog. Paste this HTML into a post or the sidebar of your blog or web site (Example on the right sidebar):
<img height="398" border="0" width="113" src="https://the0phrastus.typepad.com/the0phrastus/images/2008/06/30/giantsquidbadge.png">
Here's a 300 DPI PNG image of the above if you just want to print it out yourself:
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