Spam--what?

This is the craziest piece of spam I've ever seen.  I posted the other day about all the deep sea discoveries announced in the Census of Marine Life, and that night I got this strange comment about "kiteboarding" and whales "flogging" and "rending your skin and extremities like confetti," and how all of it would be helped by having a little more borrowed cash in your pocket.  (assuming your pockets weren't lost in the "rending").

I removed the links and spammy stuff, but I had to keep the story--the spamventure, if you will--to show you.  I have to think that someone writes these and embeds links, loosely tying in whatever they're trying to target.  I can't imagine this is an automated spambot thing.

Here's what I got in the comment:

When something crazy happens, you can depend on quick loans to get you out of a jam. For instance, if you were kayaking or kiteboarding out in the ocean, and a whale decides to flog you with it’s tail, sending you careening through the air, crashing down into the surf, sand, and rocks close to shore, crushing your pusillanimous little body like an empty soda can, rending your skin and extremities like confetti, and in an even worse gesture, leaving you alive to suffer from the extreme insult of these wounds. This is so painful and you need additional budget for this. Quick loans will help you to ease the pain you feel. Some people have a tree crash through their roof that got blown down in a windstorm. Insurance will get to you in a few days, but you might need to get quick loans to pay the deductable and put the family up in a hotel for a few nights. There are so many things that need money, I’m still grateful that quick loans save me most of the time with my budget deficiency.